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| User: | amplitude (345204) The Journal of Amplitude
"I am so dirty..... on the inside...." |
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| Name: | Amplitude | |||||
| Location: | Jackson, New Jersey, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1975-04-05 | |||||
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| Bio: | Folks this journal has been retired. This is what your LJ peers had to say about me... "AMP: The Guy all the good girls want but are afraid to bring home to meet the parents..." - ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} flitterby"But honey you ARE conceited and arrogant.. and... you do look like a penis from time to time." - razzberee"AMP: There is no where on him that your tongue doesn't belong...." - rowan23 "AMP: If you add an S, you get SPAM." - the1mouse"AMP: The kind of guy your mother warned you about." - lauralatham"He is taller than I ever realized, and hotter, too. I think I understand now why everyone has such a crush on him." - damnitnicole"You are just too damn cute." - jgrrl"AMP is the raunchiest thing to happen to sex since blow-up animals." - rain19"AMP: Not your everyday retarded spunkmonkey." - bigdaddygoob"I am AMP's token anti-harem friend. I don't want to sleep with him, have him lick me, or profess his lust for me. But I will admit that if he wasn't a)married; b) on the right coast, and c) I wasn't taken - he would still be a very good friend and I would continue to bust his chops." - xiolette "I can kick his fucking ass, plain and simple." - splinteredhalo"AMP is a cartographer of Hawaii. He makes my pants tingle." - revhhkitty"Once you go AMP, you never go back..." - curlymo"You're well spoken, entertaining, insightful, and have a lovely fan base to drool over." - kingfox"AMP is like a thong. He can make you feel sexy. He provides no visible panty lines. He's up your ass in a weird way -- you can never quite get him out." - alcestis"AMP - He'll make it loud :D" - knightsdawn "AMP-tastes just like real butter but half the calories!" - nixtress"Amp: He's like a really GREAT movie you go see in the theatre. When it's over you can't wait till it comes out on DVD so you can get it alone in the privacy of your bedroom..." - justthisgirl "Time to rock out with my cock out! Time to hang out with my wang out! - Stiffler" - bigbull "AMP: Give him an inch and he'll fist your mom!" - dallylamma"Gilligan....the other white meat!" - mari322 "All AMP, none of the 'tude!" - thalamic"Amp has the ability to make you squeal louder than a gay man at a shoe sale.........when he puts it in your ass." - crimsonred"I HAVE A GREAT ASS!" - greeneyed_devil"When I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short... life is shit... and soon it will be over." - Cabbie (Kids In The Hall Brain Candy) | |||||
| Memories:: | 27 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 150: 5, adrenaline, aging, air hockey, anne rice, aries, avarice, bars, beer, biking, billiards, black, boardwalks, bowling, brodie, bungee, camping, car audio, car stereos, cars, cheez-its, clerks, clothes, coffee, computers, creativity, crime, dogma, dogs, dunkin donuts, dvds, ebay, envy, family, fight club, five, flirting, gilligan, gluttony, greed, growing up, gtos, guitar, heat, hoboken, home, home improvement, home repair, homestar runner, hot pockets, ice cream cake, irc, jay, jay and silent bob, jeans, jose tejos, kamikazes, kevin smith, kids in the hall, live journal, long island iced teas, lotr, lust, mallrats, margaritas, marlboros, masturbation, mcdonalds, mexican food, midgets, mp3s, music, mustangs, new jersey, new york, nicotine, nine inch nails, nj, ny yankees, nyc, ocd, old town, opie and anthony, orange, phobias, piracy, plastic, poconos, polystyrene, poo, pride, purple, racquel, radiohead, red meat, redheads, regret, roller blading, roller coasters, ron and fez, rum, sanity, sarcasm, seven, sex, shopping, silent bob, singing, skiing, sloth, smoking, south park, southern comfort, spaghettios, speeding, stabbing westward, standard transmissions, staying young, strong bad, strong mad, stuff, swashbuckling, tattoos, tequilla, the brat prince, the cheat, the matrix, the sopranos, the used, the village, the vines, the white stripes, the yankees, tool, tools, trading spaces, trainspotting, travel, trogdor, true romance, underestimated, unreal, vodka, weezer, weird nj, wit, wrath, yankees, yoyos, zippos | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 73: adrenna, alcestis, alhanna, alison73, amplitude, angeleyes1279, animal_humping, annonymos, ariellynn, artsychick05, bigbull, bigdaddygoob, blondiemyob, burket, buterfly, chickenfoot, countessclarity, curlymo, dallylamma, damnitnicole, degnernj, discworldian, drtrauma, eliz, greeneyed_devil, gwynraven, hamilton4280, heinousbitca, ipikak, jakflak, jerseygrly, jgrrl, jjostm, julicide, karldark, kingfox, lady_jade, lauralatham, ldy, liqiudfiend, mfcharmed1, mistressdaisy, moxie_mama, mrsdweezilzappa, msmarlamae, neenerface, number_twenty3, obsidian_dragon, oomi, peepop, purpleflame, quodlibetic, rainbowpopsicle, redfoxx713, rhinoplastique, rhyannon, robont, scarlethester, sharmel, smogdog, sykogirlee, synspeaks, teh_bungee, tellura, tenbbs, theotherbaldwin, toriforte, trelana, twocents, venusianflame, vikinggoddes, webdiva, whymercy | |||||
| Member of: | 20: anti_amp_fans, asklj, atkins_diet, atkins_recipes, bodymodif, caraudio, ihearttattoos, jersey_turnpike, jerseyrocksocks, kidsinthehall, lj_nifty, ljdesigners, njfreaks, njljbash, opieandanthony, paidmembers, s2styles, viewaskew, wawa_lovers, yankeesfans | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
